Walk Like an Apache New Jersey Monthly, July 1987 by Tom DunkelCelebrity Survivalist Tom Brown believes he
could save the world -- if we'd just adopt his Indian ways.
In his book The Gospel of the Red Man,
Ernest Thompson Seton, father of the
American Boy Scout movement, tells of an
encounter he had with a particularly
energetic Indian. "In 1882 at Fort
Ellice I saw a young Cree who on foot
had just brought in dispatches from Fort
Qu'Apelle 125 miles away in 25 hours. It
created almost no comment."
Tom "the Tracker" Brown -- Scottish by
ancestry, a 37-year-old New Jerseyan by
birth, and an Apache scout by choice --
often quotes that passage during the
classes he teaches in wilderness
survival. Seton's observation that the
long-distance messenger failed to elicit
so much as a "Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!" from
onlookers is intended to impress upon
students that Native Americans regularly
performed seemingly extraordinary feats.
It also may make it easier for them to
accept some of Tom Brown's larger-than-life
accomplishments, such as, oh, the time
he hacked a hunk of hair off the behind
of a hibernating grizzly bear, or his
self-professed ability to diagnose cancer by examining someone's
footprints.
On a raw Monday night in April, 34
backpacking pilgrims from across the
United States and Canada converged on
the 200-acre Tracker farm in Asbury
Township -- one of many Warren County
hamlets that cling to Route 78 as if
it's a highway made of corduroy and they
are incorporated burrs -- to take
Brown's entry-level "Standard Course."
The students ranged in age from 17 to
48; six were women. They ran the
lifestyle gamut from ordained Lutheran
minister to Woodstock generation
refugee. Each paid a $515 registration
fee (which did not exempt anyone from
cooking, cleanup, and wood-chopping
chores), unrolled a sleeping bag in the
loft of the open-faced barn that would
be their live-in schoolhouse for the
next week, eyeballed the grass tepee
and squat sweat lodge that stand outside
by the fire pit, dined from a pot of
communal chow mein, and generally
shuffled around like a shy summer camper
waiting to be whistled into action.
There was some nervous anticipation over
the impending appearance of the man
whom many people consider to be part
Sherlock Holmes, Tarzan, and Geronimo: a
human trifecta of guile, guts, and
backwoods know-how. Critics dismiss
Brown as a P. T. Barnum in moccasins,
but no one denies that he is a marquee
name among outdoorsmen. Nearly 500,000
copies of his books -- which include two
highly dramatized autobiographies, The
Tracker and The Search, and six field
guides -- have been sold. Brown has been
featured in Reader's Digest and People.
He has done several guest shots on Late
Night with David Letterman, was one of
Charles Kuralt's On the Road video
pitstops, and a movie of his life is in
the works. More than 15,000 students
have passed through Brown's survival
school since it opened nine years ago. A
few have run the eleven-course gauntlet
that takes one from the spiritual
eye-openers of the Philosophy Workshop
("If you're ready to see thunder on a
clear night and fire where there's no
wood, this is the course for you," Brown
cryptically remarked) to the Advanced
Expert excursion, 21 days in the Pine
Barrens -- in February -- equipped with
only the clothes on their backs. The
latter is a scaled-down version of
Brown's most famous exploit: about 1970
(the exact year slips his mind) he walked naked into the prickly
Pine Barrens, emerging some twelve
months later swaddled in skins and
twenty pounds heavier. During that time
he never once had pizza delivered to his
campsite.
"He tells you how to go out and blend in
with the environment, which is a much
more gentle way of going," observed
student Jim Helton, a middle-aged
business consultant from Connecticut
with a master's degree in theology from
Yale, explaining what makes Brown
different from other survivalists. "He
has classic heroic proportions. The
things he's done are things you read
about in mythology....He's very much an
individual in the classic American
sense." Half of the ground floor of the
Tracker barn has been converted into a
rustic classroom. Students sit like
bleacher bums on rump-busting planks
supported by tree stumps. Animal skulls
and tomahawks decorate the walls. Two
50-gallon drums serve as a makeshift
stove. Shortly after 9 PM, Brown strode
in, dressed in a gray sweatshirt, jeans,
and unlaced Reebok sneakers. Dozens of
brains scrambled to fine tune their
image of him. His physique and presence
are more imposing than expected. The
arms and upper body are plated with
muscle, raising the possibility that he
spends his spare time uprooting
redwoods. Yet, surprisingly, this devout
worshipper of the Earth Mother sports a
slight paunch, chain slurps
decaffeinated coffee, and puffs away
furiously on Marlboros. He also lapses
into verbal bravado that seems
uncharacteristic of someone who
cherishes survivalism as a way to
reconnect one's soul to "the spirit of
the land," not as a paramilitary romp in
the woods.
"There's no such thing as free time in
this course. None!" declared Brown, a
hint of the ass-kicking drill
instructor in his voice. "My goal on
Sunday is to make you look like
hell....I've spent all my life
perfecting these skills. I gave up
everything -- college, friends, high
school, everything -- to learn
them....By the time I'm done with you on
Sunday you'll be able to survive any
place in this country other than a
parking lot. You'll be able to track
mice and deer across that gravel out
there. You'll see more in a flash of an
eye than you see in a year of your
life."
Brown went on to say that 38 of his
students became light-footed enough to
grab an unsuspecting deer after
finishing this course, that he has been
called upon to track 600 criminals and
missing persons, and that FBI agents,
police officers, and "all the Army
survival groups" come to him for special
training.
Brown owes most of this sundry knowledge
to Stalking Wolf, the mentor he
reverentially refers to as
"Grandfather." Stalking Wolf was a Lipan
Apache scout who wandered the world for
63 years before coming to Southern New
Jersey in the 1950s to be near his son,
a serviceman stationed at McGuire Air
Force Base. Brown, born and raised in
Beachwood, was seven when he met the
mysterious Indian through his pal Rick.
Stalking Wolf was Rick's grandfather,
but he made both boys his blood
brothers. For ten years, Grandfather,
who was 83 when the apprenticeship
began, used the Pine Barrens as a
wildlife laboratory to teach his two
disciples how to live and think like
Apaches. He taught them to hunt. He
taught them to fish. He blindfolded them
and turned them loose in the forest for
a weekend. He taught them the edible
plants and wildflowers. He had them
spend so much time on their bellies
tracking animals that Brown remembers
having a callus on his diaphragm.
"Grandfather was barely five-foot-seven,
weighed maybe 135 pounds," he told his
students, "and he beat the hell out of
us at 90 years old. That man could
outrun me by miles. He could outclimb
me. He could outlift me. And he could
outwork me." At an age when most men
have trouble fetching their slippers,
Grandfather "had the body of a
25-year-old gymnast" and could scamper
across dry leaves without making a
sound. So said Tom Brown.
After graduating from Toms River High
School, Brown put Grandfather's
collective wisdom to the test by roaming
North America alone for ten years. He
followed the beat of his nomadic Indian
heart to the Badlands, Death Valley, and
beyond, perfecting his survival skills
until he didn't even require a knife to
subsist in the harshest terrain. He then
returned home, married, began writing
books -- recounting serial adventures
that have Tom Brown rescuing a lost
child from a pack of wild dogs and Tom
Brown coaxing a badger into drinking
water from his hand -- and opened his
school. The transition from wanderer to
teacher fulfilled a vision that
Grandfather had had: that young Tom
would some day spread the Native
American philosophy in the white man's
world, sensitizing all those muckamucks who have poisoned the Earth
Mother, depleted her precious natural
resources, and imprisoned themselves
in a ghost dance of conspicuous
consumption.
Brown paused, knowing his students could
not buy one element of that
biographical sketch. It stretched
credulity beyond reasonable limits.
"Why are you still in New Jersey, Tom
Brown?" he asked rhetorically,
anticipating their question. "Well,
that's simple.... Wherever this state
goes, the rest of the nation will
follow. We've got most of the toxic
dumps here. We've got most of the
cancer. We've got most of the problems.
So when you're trying to fight a war to
save somethin', you get on the front
line." He muttered under his breath,
while stamping out a cigarette, "Yeah,
I'd like to be somewheres else."
Comedian Pat Paulsen once wryly observed
that the epic battle of man versus
nature is no more. Alas, man has finally
succeeded in beating his environment to
a pulp. Survivalism in its purest form
is an attempt to put that relationship
back on its original harmonious footing
by discarding the creature comforts of
civilization like ballast from a sinking
ship. At 8:30 AM on Tuesday, Brown
tossed the matches overboard. Although
the Native Americans were master fire
builders capable of cooking a meal
without sending up smoke (indeed, Brown
says he once camped out undetected for
two weeks on the median strip of the
Garden State Parkway), the emphasis was
on starting a fire properly rather than
keeping one going. Brown and an
assistant instructor demonstrated the
bow drill, a friction method in which a
pint-size bow is used to turn a short,
pointed stick in place until it makes a
tiny ember.
By eleven o'clock the Tracker students
had carved their own implements and
were gamely trying to eke out flames.
Their initial efforts produced more
noise than heat. Close your eyes and
stand next to a bow driller and you'd
swear you were standing next to someone
who was either washing a window or
abusing a piglet. A group of bow
drillers in action create a high-pitched
symphony of squeaks. Fire starting,
however, became a symbolic milestone on
the road to pure survivalism. The week
was punctuated by sudden yelps of "I got
it!" -- accompanied by the faint odor of
burning wood and the eruption of a
triumphant smile. This was, after all, a
novel experience for everyone but Judy
Burns, who, having taken the Standard
Course last summer, was back with her
teenage daughter, Meghan, in tow. Burns
had brushed up on her bow drilling at
home in Los Angeles, although she had to
cut short one practice session when her
living room rug began smoldering.
After a lunch of communal stew, Carl
"Bear" Povisils, another Tracker
instructor, led the class into the
cornfield behind the barn where he
showed them Survival Step Two: how to
construct a debris hut -- an emergency
shelter of branches, leaves, and random
detritus. The remainder of the day was
devoted to throwing the rabbit stick --
a crude billy club used to clunk small
game in a pinch -- and to building a
variety of animal traps. Following
another stew break, there were evening
lectures on fish spearing, the making
of primitive tools from rocks ("the
bones of the earth"), and the Duck
Island Hunting Technique: Weave a
camouflage headdress of ferns and
cattails, slip into the water, and,
according to instructor Frank Sherwood,
"sneak up on the ducks, grab their feet
from underneath quickly, then pull them
under." If you pull hard enough, the
neck will break. If not, you must resort
to choking a very angry duck into
submission. A subtle
lesson in observation had also been slipped in during the day. At
one point, Brown interrupted himself in mid-lecture to exclaim, "God, wasn't
that a splendid herd of deer that passed
this morning!" Not one student had seen
them. Later, he claimed to have crept to
within ten yards of the class during
their debris hut demonstration. Not one
student had seen him. "Pay attention,"
Brown warned. "Never get so involved in
one thing. Do that in bear country, you
get et!"
The next morning, Chris Waelder, a wiry
truck driver from Long Island, roused
himself at 5:30 and -- like Linus
awaiting the arrival of the Great
Pumpkin -- squatted out in the cornfield
on a self-imposed deer watch. He paid
rapt attention, but no deer
materialized. Waelder had to be
satisfied with spotting an owl in the
barn.
Most of Wednesday was gobbled up by
mundane tips on finding potable water,
cooking and drying food, making cordage,
tanning hides -- and, of course, more
communal stewing. In the afternoon,
Brown began touching on the nitty-gritty
of nature awareness. "You will have the
ability when I'm done with you today to
track any animal you choose," he
promised. "It's incredible the
transformation in a person once they
learn how to stalk and walk the correct
way."
The correct way meant Grandfather's way,
which meant the Fox Walk: lift, don't
slide, the feet; roll from the outside
to the inside of the foot upon hitting
the ground; keep the back and head
erect. All 34 students, resembling a
tango line of zombies, practiced an
exaggerated Fox Walk in the driveway
behind the barn. When executed in
super-slow motion, with slight
variations, the Fox Walk becomes the
preferred method of sneaking up on
animals in the wild -- for either
photographic purposes or to bonk them
with a rabbit stick. It is often used in
combination with the Weasel Walk, a
half-crouch that approximates the
position assumed by a man lugging a
piano on his back.
The Weasel Walk is a tortuous form of
locomotion that produces smokeless fires
of pain that burn uncontrollably through
the thighs. Brown noted that as a
teenager he once Weasel Walked twenty
miles. No student could conceive of
doing that without first having his or
her vertebrae welded into a jackknife
position. But Chuck Cox, a 36-year-old
custodian from California, is the type
who'd be willing to give marathon
Weaseling a shot. To get in shape for
class he had done a lot of preliminary
stalking the previous month: "I just
walked around like a dog and hopped
around like a rabbit for three or four
hours a day."
Although Brown is occasionally inspired
to eat meals in the Weasel Walk
position, his passion is tracking. He
figures that by age 27 he had spent 21
years -- averaging 80 hours a week -- pouring
over animal tracks.
"From now on, don't look at the earth as
the earth," he said, opening his
Thursday lecture with a poetic flourish.
"It is for all intents and purposes a
manuscript, something that is written
upon everyday. Day after day, with the
eroding effects of the wind and the
weather, new chapters are always coming
into play. It's an open book, every
inch. And every trail is a paragraph or
a sentence or a chapter of an animal's
life. "
To those able to decipher them, tracks
can speak volumes. Every turn of the
head and blink of the eye is transmitted
to the feet, explained Brown, which
leave hundreds of telltale "pressure
releases" on the ground. From these tiny
riffles of dirt he deduces a wealth of
information. "There are pressure
releases in your feet that are exactly
where your lungs show up," Brown
informed his astonished students.
Footprints, he added, will eventually
replace fingerprints as the definitive
means of identification.
That is assuming that the FBI can learn
Brown's classification system. He has
developed an intricate vocabulary to
accommodate every conceivable
disturbance a shoe can leave in its
wake: cliff, ridge, crest,
crest-crumble. cave, cave-in, plate,
plate-fissure, explosion, disk-fissure,
and more. Brown walked over to a large
sandbox in the rear of the classroom. He
stepped in and made five distinct prints
in the surface, twisting, jamming, and
sliding his right foot in the sand.
Students elbowed around the perimeter of
the box, noses nearly touching his
tracks. A few snapped flash pictures.
"Where's the secondary plate? This one
here?"
"That's a spike or something."
"A peak."
"Yeah, that's it. A peak!"
"I'm trying to figure out the difference
between a plate and a plate-fissure."
"This is a plate."
"This is a primary right here. So this
is a secondary fissure area."
"Is that an explosion right there?"
"I don't think it's quite an explosion."
"It's a lot like geology," a voice
proclaimed. "Plate tectonics."
Later that evening, after another
thirteen-hour day of survival
instruction, Bob Tymstra placed a call
home to Ontario, Canada. "You won't
believe how complicated tracking is. The
guy here, Tom Brown, can tell what a
guy's doing, if he sneezed! It's fun. We
learned how to build a debris hut,
stalk, throw sticks. All sorts of weird
stuff."
Tymstra neglected to mention that there
had been plenty of opportunity to
acquire a taste for stew. By Friday
morning some stomachs were in a
mutinous mood. "Hold it! Don't do that,"
Chuck Nichols, a portly retired Navy
man, said to a fellow student preparing
to pour a batch of scrambled eggs into a
pan of diced ham and onions. "We've had
everything in stew all week. Let's eat
something that's separate for once."
Nichols got a second gastronomic
reprieve at lunch. Karen Sherwood, a
fresh-faced, gracious woman who is the
staff botanist, took the class foraging
for edibles. Within the confines of the
farm, they collected enough wild produce
to whip up garlic mustard-and-dandelion
fritters, spicebush tea, salad, and a
side order of fresh vegetables.
"How are the greens?" Sherwood asked
Mark Culleton, a social worker from
Pennsylvania who was digging into a
plateful of chickweed, nettles, and
garlic mustard. "They're palatable,"
nodded Culleton. He smiled. "But I don't
have anything to compare them to except
my lawnmower."
Dave Wescott had trouble digesting a few
things unrelated to lunch. He is the
director of the Boulder Outdoor Survival
School in Idaho, and Brown had invited
him east to observe his operation.
Westcott had mixed reactions.
"Probably the biggest service I've seen
since I was here is the opening of the
mind of the general public," said
Wescott. "You know, 'Look around you
because there's more to it than concrete
and chain-link fences.' That I admire."
He was less impressed with Brown's tales
of surviving without equipment in
30-degree-below-zero weather, of
spending a night in an oak tree in
Montana during a lightning storm ("There
are no oak trees in Montana," Wescott
noted), and of Grandfather's
superheroics. "The metaphor goes to the
heart," he sighed, "but the literal
translation gets stuck in the
craw....It's just really hard to buy.
But that's not to say it's not true." Tracking the Tracker is a formidable
task. You might as well try to stalk a
flea inside a coal mine or Weasel Walk
across a hotplate. The biographical
trail twists and turns. Much of it has
grown cold. In his books, Brown says
that Stalking Wolf eventually returned
to the Southwest and died, while Rick
(who is never given a surname) was
killed in a horseback-riding accident
in Europe. So much for the two principal
corroborators. To complicate matters,
Oscar Collier, who edited The Tracker
and The Search, acknowledges that both
names are pseudonyms, although that is
never explained in the text. Collier, in
fact, concedes that he himself "may have
come up with" the folksy appellation
Stalking Wolf.
Other aspects of the Tracker legend seem
to flirt with reality. Brown, for
example, contends that he started his
school partly because he was inundated
with 10,000 letters after Reader's
Digest published an excerpt from The
Tracker in November 1978. One inside
source puts the mail total at "tops,
200." Brown tells his students that he
made the front page of the New York
Times. That is so, and the 1977 news
story -- which involved a rapist Brown
tracked down in Bergen County --
garnered him national attention and led
to a book contract. He does not mention,
however, that the suspect was acquitted
at the grand jury level and subsequently
successfully sued Brown and the
township for false arrest and libel.
Furthermore, spokesmen for Army Special
Operations Command say they have no
record of Tom Brown's having trained any
personnel. His wife claims the
arrangement is kept hush-hush for
security reasons.
During his tracking lecture, Brown
regaled his class with an anecdote
about the Smithsonian Institution.
Researchers there had brought him
plaster casts of ancient footprints
found at a dig in Africa. From analyzing
the prehistoric pressure releases, Brown
postulated that the walker had been
carrying something in his right hand and
looking over his left shoulder. He
predicted that the man also had a
hunting companion.
"This so intrigued the Smithsonian
Institute that now -- they're in the
process, I'm waiting for it any day --
they're gonna dig in more and over to
his left. If I'm right, I've read my
oldest set of tracks correctly that I've
ever read."
That's interesting -- but not entirely
correct. Dr. Kay Behrensmeyer, a
Smithsonian anthropologist, took Brown's
standard Course in 1984. She brought
along with her photographs taken of
casts made from footprints found in
Kenya that were a million and a half
years old. It just doesn't have anything
to do with the Smithsonian," says Dr. Behrensmeyer. "The reason that I wan him
to look at these tracks was because I
thought his viewpoint would be
interesting to me personally. Nothing
more has been done." No additional
digging is under way. No news of another
find is due "any day."
Embellishment has caused Brown problems
in the past. He relied on three
different co-authors for his first six
books. Two of them admit to having lost
faith in the veracity of the narrative.
"I got real uncomfortable with it," says
William Jon Watkins, a professor at
Brookdale Community College who carried
the writing load on The Tracker. Watkins
got so uncomfortable he refused to do a
sequel. Among other things, he was never
able to determine whether "Rick" even
existed or not.
"It's a great story," Watkins says, "but
the longer you're around Tom, the more
you tend to think, 'Well, is this true
or not?' There's nothing verifiable....
Tom is really twelve years old, and once
you accept that basic fact you know
exactly what you're dealing with. You
can never really pin a twelve-year-old
down....Once he [Brown] says something
twice he really believes it. The weird
thing is, every once in a while
something will check out."
The Tracker, for instance, concludes
with a massive rescue effort to find a
retarded man lost in the Pine Barrens.
The police and the National Guard
couldn't turn up any clues. Brown was
recruited and -- "tired and thirsty and
frustrated beyond words" -- finally
zeroed in on his target.
The incident took place in 1977, and a
captain with the Howell Township police
department confirms that Brown "was
instrumental" in resolving the case.
Colonel Bill Donohue, commanding
officer of the search-and-rescue unit
of the Cape May County
Sheriffs Department, speaks glowingly of
Brown. "He is the premier tracker in
the United States today....He knows more
about tracking than anyone will ever
know."
Donohue has taken five of Brown's
courses. He has also worked with him on
several criminal cases, including a
pending homicide investigation. "I've
been with him where he's predicted a guy
was gonna urinate shortly -- and he
did!" says Donohue. "It's not that he's
some fantastic superhuman. It's just
that he's so interested in tracking he's
spent literally years on his knees."
According to Brown, the amount of "dirt
time" he accumulated made for a painful
journey to adulthood. As a kid he
collected animal skulls, teeth, hair,
and scat. After school he immediately
bolted for the woods with Grandfather
and Rick. His mind was filled with the
spirit-that-moves-in-all-things -- not
sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll. John
Young, the owner of a natural-food
restaurant in Red Bank, grew up on the
street in Holmdel where Brown lived in
the early 1970s. Brown was a leader of
Young's Boy Scout troop and often let
him and his sister tag along on walks in
the woods. Young has "verifiable
evidence" that Brown did know an old
Indian, although "the exact nature of
the story isn't exactly as he says it
is." The factual deviations, says Young,
are simply a way of preserving and
protecting sacred memories. He adds it's
important to keep in mind that Indians
place spiritual truth above literal
truth. Don't expect hard facts from Tom
Brown: "Tom is more of a native man than
he is a white man, so he doesn't always
subscribe to the principles of white
people first."
Young confirms that dancing to the beat
of a different tom-tom brought Brown
hard times. "He couldn't hold a job
because he was always off in the woods,"
says Young. "He couldn't find a
respectable position, and it seemed
many people were always telling him he
was a loser. My parents told me that he
was some kind of nut. You know, 'He must
be a queer or something. Why's he
hanging around with all these young
people?' Basically people his own age
couldn't deal with him. People that were
older than him just looked down on him
as some kind of irresponsible bum.
Because they didn't know anything about
his native side."
Young knew that side and appreciated it.
He has no doubts that Brown is
authentic. He remembers that on one of
their jaunts in the Pine Barrens they
came upon the newly laid foundation of a
house. Brown "went into what looked like
a meditative trance." Nothing spooky,
just total concentration. He then
methodically kicked and punched the
cement foundation to smithereens.
"Tore it down with his hands," remarks
Young. "The guy is incredibly strong
and capable of that kind of
demonstration of mind over matter."
Tom Brown has adopted a black paw print
as a personal and corporate logo. It is
a coyote track. Among Native American
Indians a coyote teacher is the most
powerful and wiliest of men. A
trickster. A manipulator. He will lie to
you, play dumb, fake you out --
anything to convey his lesson. Is Tom
Brown a coyote teacher, a legitimate
miracle man of the outdoors, or a slick
businessman with a hyperactive
imagination? Is he out to save the world
or save a bundle? A former associate,
who requested anonymity, notes that
Brown barely made $2,000 a year chopping
wood before he became a celebrity
survivalist, whereupon his gross income
rose to more than $300,000.
Brown acknowledges that he's not
entirely comfortable with his adopted
role himself. "At times I feel like a
cross between an old
hellfire-and-brimstone minister and a
snake-oil salesman. 'Trust me!' You
know?"
He is sitting by a rolltop desk in his
office, which is on the first floor of a
modern farmhouse located about 100 yards
from the Tracker barn. Brown rents the
property and lives there with his wife,
Judy, their son, Tommy, age nine, and
Judy's twenty-year-old son, Paul, from a
previous marriage. The office is
tastefully appointed with feathers,
arrows, and knives. A stuffed owl
perpetually threatens to fly out the
window.
There is less of the bluster Brown
displays in public, but an emotional
wall remains in place. As one student
complained: "I don't know who this guy
is....He's just a blank." In terms of
sociability, Brown has a tendency to be
as cold as yesterday's campfire.
"It's still an alien world. I just don't
mix well," he says, not a surprising
admission coming from a man who wishes
he'd been born 300 or 400 years ago. "I
had a hard time –- I still have a hard
time -- dealing with society."
Things are better, though. Conversation
is tolerable now. A few years ago it was
painful. Slowly, carefully, Brown will
venture forth from the debris hut of his
own defenses. He crosses the room and
grabs an arrow off a shelf, like a proud
Little League parent showing off his
son's first home run ball. Young Tommy
carved the arrow when he was five. The
shaft is straight, the fletching
precise. The boy is deadly with a rabbit
stick and "just about gettin' interested
in starting the bow drill."
Brown is most relaxed when in motion --
scampering upstairs to show off his
son's budding collection of animal
skulls, bounding into the living room to
inform Judy that the osprey just coasted
across the back of the house again" --
but he's never completely at ease. ("Do
that in bear country, you get et.")
Questions about his background are
addressed, but not in depth. No, he
doesn't have any photos of Grandfather.
"We never had cameras when we were
kids.... We were too busy doing
everything." His record, Brown insists,
speaks for itself.
"I've got my reputation to go on. I've
got things that work. I've got students
who've field-tested things. How are you
gonna be a critic against that?.. I tell
people, 'You will have the ability to
track deer' -- and I've had students go
out during a Standard Course and touch
deer."
The problem from Brown's perspective
isn't that his life is so unbelievable
but that most men's lives are so
uninspired. "Indians in general are
mythological. What they could do on a
daily basis compared to what we do as a
society...was phenomenal. Being able to
walk out with nothing and survive -–
lavishly -- blows people away. See, to
me, that's commonplace. I find it more
difficult to survive in this society
than out in the woods."
Saturday morning, Survival Day Six. The
Tracker stood at the edge of the woods,
surrounded by field grass, wildflowers,
and a large knot of students. The
uninitiated had no idea that the meadow
was a Broadway and 42nd Street of
subhuman activity.
"What you're sitting on is a huge
network of highways and byways and rolls
and pushdowns,' exclaimed Brown. "What
you're looking at is the world of the
voles."
Commonly known as field mice, voles are
dietary staples, the chopped chuck of
the animal kingdom. Brown dropped to his
knees and probed the matted grass. "I
start parting the grasses going down to
the bare earth,' he said. "The first
thing you'll notice is a vole tunnel,
then vole chews....lf there's voles,
there's damn well gonna be rabbits,
weasels, and everything else."
His students poked arms into the grass,
feeling for tiny pathways. They spread
across the field, crawling and peeping,
34 rear ends jutting skyward as if this
small New Jersey hillside were the
repository for America's lost contact
lenses. Somewhere below, hidden like
minute Easter eggs, were bits of nibbled
grass, vole hairs, and vole droppings.
"Now, vole scat's neat,' declared Brown,
with boyish delight. "If it's bright
green, it's fresh. Brown-green, it's a
day old. Brown, two days old. Black,
it's a week old."
Unseasoned eyes began to focus on
miniature signs of life. One student
unearthed dried fox scat. Another spied
a vole mustache hair. They weren't close
to nature, they were covered with it.
Dead grass adhered epaulet-like to the
shoulders of wool shirts. Burrs nestled
in long hair. Pants were drenched with
dew.
"Tom!" yelled a man with a ponytail.
Brown high-stepped into the brambles to
examine the discovery. The verdict came
quickly. "We got rabbit hair! Middle
back!"
"It's an awareness that grows every
day,' marveled Jim Helton. He grinned.
"I never thought the day would come when
I'd be happy to find shit." Helton
paused to consider the practical
ramifications of taking the entire
Tracker curriculum. "I was thinking, if
you get hooked on this stuff, you could
spend three or four grand." Brown
meanwhile was circumventing the field.
He had progressed beyond the realm of
scat. Over there, five deer tracks. Over
here, a deer lay. He lingered by a
depression in the grass the size of a
potato sack. "Look at that fox lay right
here. It's gorgeous!" he cooed. "You can
see the whole outline of the fox. Fox,
when they lay down, are very round.
Rabbits are egg-shaped. Deer are very
long."
Unable to contain himself, Brown
hollered to Carl Povisils. "Bear, it's
time to go runnin' naked in the pines!"
Actually, it was time for sittin'
semi-naked in the sweat lodge. The only
bit of survival business remaining was
to do some tricky tracking in the
driveway. Brown sprawled in the gravel
as if working his way through a
minefield, pointing out pockmarks and
scratches with a two-inch safety pin.
See that egg-shaped mark? Fox track.
"Week and a half old. Before the rain."
Nearby, four teensy claw marks. "See
'em?" Yes, yes. "It's a mouse.... That
one's pretty fresh."
The Saturday night sweat was to be
conducted exactly as Grandfather had
taught Tom and Rick. In the pitch-black
cornfield, two Tracker workers tended
what appeared to be a funeral pyre. They
were superheating dozens of rocks. The
fire pit glowed molten orange. The two
silhouettes labored against a curtain of
spewing sparks.
Although this was essentially a
recreational sweat, the students were
respectfully subdued, novice
survivalists about to be confirmed.
They sat quietly in the barn in their
bathing suits, waiting for the rocks to
cook to perfection. "I could crank up a
sweat lodge that could blister your
ass," remarked Brown, filling time. "I
can direct the heat. I could stick you
to the ground."
It was, however, a Teflon sweat: No
behinds stuck to anything. The
temperature held at health-club level.
After six days of beans, stew,
Porta-Johns, and bucket baths, it was a
relief to cleanse the body from the
inside out. The sweat lodge is a
waist-high, oblong construction of
bundled grass. The students sat in the
dark in three concentric circles, heads
resting on drawn up knees. During the
twenty-minute ceremony, no one spoke but
Brown. He sprinkled sage, sweet grass,
and cedar on the steaming rocks. He
chanted in Apache, his voice sad and low
as an old Indian's. He recited prayers
in English, and rain started to fall.
Prayers for his enemies. Prayers for the
Earth Mother. Prayers for humanity "lost
in a world we do not understand." Three
times, as if on cue, thunder rolled
majestically over the hills of Northern
New Jersey.
"Maybe it was coincidence, but I don't
think so," Chris Waelder said on Sunday
morning, referring to the heavenly sound
effects of the night before. He called
it "a great ceremonial sweat," even
though Brown had declined to use the
sage Waelder brought from home. He had
had it specially blessed by a medicine
man named Johnny Free Soul. With only
one or two exceptions, his classmates
were equally pleased with the sweat
lodge and the week's indoctrination.
Half seemed to have taken Brown's every
word literally. The other half believed
the message, if not always the
messenger. "I'm a 36-year-old man," said
Mark Culleton, who had a hard time
swallowing Grandfather whole. "No one's
gonna bullshit me."
All the students gathered in front of
the Tracker barn for a graduation
picture. Brown was conspicuously absent.
He may have been busy putting on his
game face for the closing lecture. It
lasted about two hours. He opened with
some farewell tracking tips -- and some
last-ditch braggadocio about the 40
concussions he's incurred, the four
times he's been shot, and the burden of
being the target of "at least" twenty
criminals whom he'd helped put behind
bars.
The talk then turned to more serious
matters. To famine in Africa. To
Grandfather's prophecy about holes in
the ozone layer. To aquifers running
dry. To time running out.
"Mankind, away from the earth, no longer
obeys the rules of creation, " Brown
said sorrowfully. " And every time
nature throws up a warning, mankind
ignores it.... I see people walk outside
and never feel the sunshine, never feel
the wind in their hand, never bend down
to the ground and smell the soil. They
don't even know what grass looks like."
The sermon gathered momentum and fury.
The preacher's voice welled up as he
recollected the birth of his son. In
keeping with a promise made to
Grandfather, he had taken his baby to
their "sacred place" in the Pine
Barrens, where he was to bless the boy
with his ceremonial pipe amid the sweet
silence of the forest. To his shock, the
old campsite was foul and smelled of
man: It had been turned into a gypsy
garbage dump.
Students dabbed at red eyes with
hankies. Sobs and sniffles mingled with
the chirps of birds in the cornfield.
Tears streamed down the face of the
Tracker.
"My greatest hope in life is that I die
right here, giving it all I can give,"
he moaned, struggling to complete
sentences. "I hope you never have to lay
your baby down in a pile of garbage.
People, there's a voice crying out
there. It's the Earth Mother, crying and
dying. Do something.... We are so far
gone as a planet I wonder if there's any
hope left. And that's why I teach and
why I'll always teach....And that's why
I can't run anymore."
Brown sank back in his chair,
emotionally spent. Students exchanged
long hugs, rocking in each other's
arms. Was it hellfire or snake oil
they'd bought? Whether the sermon flew
straight to the heart -- like a
perfectly carved arrow -- probably had
a lot to do with how deeply the heart
ached for this troubled world.
There is a quote on a wall of the
Tracker barn, tacked up among skulls,
skins, and other survival souvenirs. It
is attributed to Sitting Bull. The
broken Indian was addressing
representatives of the land-grabbing
federal government, but his words could
be uttered by any unsatisfied
twentieth-century soul who seeks Tom
Brown's guidance in putting his life
back in balance: "If a man loses
everything and goes back and looks
carefully for it, he will find it. And
that is what we are doing now when we
ask you to give us the things that are
ours."
In and out of the woods, however,
survival can depend on being able to
distinguish between truth and illusion.
Lapses in judgment turn predators into
prey. A cautious Weasel Walker will
recall how one of Tom Brown's assistants
explained the logic behind a Rolling
Snare animal trap: "Your traps gotta
blend in with the terrain. Most animals
are smart. But they're not brilliant." |